1. webpages with seemingly useless
information. 2. marketing of useless information on the
internet. Example in a sentence: "Billy Bob is proud of his electric
nutcracker story on the excrenet."
Now that Healthcare Reform
has happened, DID it really happen?
Is Healthcare Reform going to
happen?
Why is TIger Wood's
infidelity of any importance to anyone but him and his
family?
Is there a fix for
Afghanistan? Ever heard of the poem "The Young British
Soldier" by Rudyard Kipling? Here is an excerpt from the poem
written between 1889 and 1891. When you're wounded and
left on Afghanistan's plains, And the women come out to cut up
what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier. It seems Afghanistan
hasn't changed much.
Where can you get news that
is not censored by advertisers? It's out there, you just
have to be curious enough to dig for it.
Methangelical: a
recently drug free proselyte, commonly used to describe one
who has been born again during drug
rehabilitation.
Non-Refundable: a term used in
the rules of airline tariff and fare structure that does not
create sound when spoken nor is ever visible when written on
receipts or confirmations.
News:
diatribe created to lure the public to the point of
purchase of products made by the corporation funding a
censored broadcast presenting an illusion of important
facts.
Breaking
News: redundant drivel leading the
proletariat to welcome the arrival of commercial
interruptions.
Fear: a contemporary
marketing tool used to sell bad ideas to misinformed consumers
with no curiosity.
NEWS
CRISIS: Good Hearts of
Palm are slowly disappearing from the market shelves. 28 March
2010
Over the past two years there has
been a silent takeover of shelf space by inferior Ecuadorean
Hearts of Palm. Hearts of Palm for approaching three decades have
been imported from Brazil and Costa Rica. Ranging in price from
$1.39 to $5.59 per can these Hearts of Palm range from slender and
crisp to thick and woody with a consistent delightful flavor perfect
for snacking or an addition to salads or cold soups.
The Ecuadorean variety seems to
prefer glass jars instead of the traditional can. The use of a glass
jar is the only good thing about this predatory Heart of Palm. The
jar permits you to see the milky liquid created by the inferior
product contained therein. The equatorial Heart of Palm is a limber
and mushy flavorless item one cannot even slice cleanly with a
knife. The milky liquid demonstrates it's ability to continue
deterioration from point of packaging to your dinner table. The
Ecuadorean variety at $2.99 per jar is just slightly less than the
average price of the better Costa Rican and Brazilian
varieties.
Be on the alert as you plan your
next Hearts of Palm purchase and do not fall into the clutches
of this apparent attempt to destroy the reputation of an age old
taste treat by purchasing an inferior product. Ecuador should stick
to bananas, tuna and cherimoya production for which it is
famous.
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This is good, watch and
think
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This little known
tidbit from the Lt. Governor or South Carolina has stirred
a little anger from some...
First impression, who cares
if the demoncrats think it's immoral. They should run with it.
Suggest it as a functional alternative from a rising star
repugnican. When you stop and look at it, the RIGHT doesn't care how
much the LEFT claims immoral, to them it's the pot calling the
kettle black.
What I fail to understand, if the government
isn't doing something for people, why have a government? If you are
so selfish or so just willing to leave god to miraculously provide
for you that you can't tolerate government, knock yourself off and
get on to heaven. Until they come around, business will continue
selling the sustenance to grow old and weak and the medication to
ease the pain while it drains the rest of your blood.
You
cannot stand alone and be responsible for your own situation unless
you are also empowered to create your own situation. I think that's
where they miss the point. When the only thing you can buy makes you
sick or poor, you've sort of lost control over your self.
Make winter watermelon sales in the Northern Hemisphere
illegal. That would be a start.
Quoted from a ranting Independent's email.
Healthcare is
something for which you, the individual should be
responsible. See the NEWS article: This little known
... (just to the left of this column) for more
information.
Hungry? Your 60" Widescreen TV
costs: 15912 pkgs of ramen noodles or 1326 lbs of
ground beef or 579 frozen family size dinner entrees. ENJOY
THE SHOW!!! 14NOV09
Socialism/Big
Government. Please take a look at our country's
foundation, we are a republic with a representative democratic
government, not a direct democracy. Over the past few decades
the ability to pass law has changed hands from the
representatives' constituencies to large corporations with the
ability to purchase law. When the term "big government" is
used today, it really refers to big corporations. Stop
big government and you will find the corporations' purchased
government, WILL take over and you, the man on the street
making less than $1 million per year, will cease to exist.
Eat it
before it rots. For a fun site on the shelf life of
your favorite foods and beverages, visit Still Tasty
Excrenet pages
prove people can type. This opens the possibility of
people eventually learning to spell which could lead to
writing.
Rumors
Texting supposedly diminishes
the number of characters and keystrokes required to convey
information. The texting format for the word grin is *g* which
makes an amusing representation. Grin is 4 characters
and 4 keystrokes where *g* is 3 characters and 5 keystrokes.
(the shift key must be stroked for the two asterisks) Isn't
logic fun?
National Education Groups are
considering adding learning as part of the school
curriculum.
Swine flu is an engineered
catalyst to enhance the effects of partially hydrogenated oil
and high fructose corn syrup. It is strongly advised you
immediately cease consumption of swine flu to inhibit this
trilogy of suffering.
other Stuff
"Dogs bark" "Cats meow" "People
whine" "My minority is less represented than your
minority" "Support Growth and Prosperity, Not
Domination" Dear George W. Bush (click to read the
letter)
